Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
tell me about the fingering
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