You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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