Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Houston, we have a blender
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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