My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you win again, gameday.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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