I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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