Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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