Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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