i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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