i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Randomize
