So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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