Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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