id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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