So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm too high and old for this...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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