You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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