used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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