kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I have post one night stand depression
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