For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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