The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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