Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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