I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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