I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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