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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.

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(480): View more from Arizona

i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend

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(585): View more from New York

Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone

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(858): View more from California

I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(443): View more from Maryland

i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement

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(201): View more from New Jersey

They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me

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(360): View more from Washington

i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.

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