I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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