Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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