Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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