Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
