Sponge bath it is.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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