I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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