She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he puts the penis in happiness.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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