What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
