: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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