It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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