i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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