Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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