please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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