we have officially lost it.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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