Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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