Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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