Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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