Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
