Fine. I'll sleep in my office
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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