another moral hangover. fuck.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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