Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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