I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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