yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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