Where did you get a picture of my penis
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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