i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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