He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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