i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
