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i already hear my dad disowning me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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