Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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