Where are you?
In a non slutty way
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize