you mean i was at the winter classic?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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