we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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