return my video game
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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